"The devil doesn’t come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for."

Tucker Max, Assholes Finish First (via larmoyante)

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i-likeyourfunnyhat:

averageface:

there’s nothing that says “australia’s weather is messed up” quite like the fact that our fire danger system doesnt just stop at “extreme”

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and that the second lowest setting is ‘high’

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