mothballmilkshake:

When I’m dating a man I’m no longer bisexual

Just like when I’m at home, I’m no longer employed

Or when I’m not studying I’m no longer a student.

Mmm object impermanency 

(via smurfina)

"You do not need pasta."

Me laying in bed talking to myself at 1:30 in the morning  (via seabelle)

(via for-theloveofpizza)

a-goddessofmischief:

parnela-lansbury:

kenezbian:

soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them

image

admittedly, there are a few bugs in the system

I think its perfect.

(via fantomemarche)

Me masturbating to porn
Me: This is so hot.
Me: *orgasms*
Me: ...
Me: What is this filth